isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

expensiveharry:

does louis know that people literally lose their shit over his ankles

I’ve seen a lot of dick tonight and im not complaining.

neqx:

palette meme: harry &amp; louis in #49 requested by bigspoonlouis

neqx:

palette meme: harry & louis in #49 requested by bigspoonlouis

Tagged: #fanart #fav
me: :(
louis: :)
me: :)
mistresscurvy:


"I remember being interviewed by a camera crew and they asked what I thought my chances were of going through to Judges’ Houses. I said, ‘Only eight people are going through, and there are eight better singers than me out there so I don’t rate my chances.’ The guy interviewing me told me I sounded as if I didn’t want it, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. I just didn’t want to build myself up too much if I was then going to be let down." - Forever Young: Our Official X Factor Story

And now this:

LOUIS THIS IS AGONY. I CAN’T TAKE IT.
ALSO IMAGINE HOW HE’S GOING TO SOUND SAYING THIS SHIT OUT LOUD ON THE AUDIOBOOK VERSION. FALLING APART JUST THINKING ABOUT IT TBH. 

mistresscurvy:

"I remember being interviewed by a camera crew and they asked what I thought my chances were of going through to Judges’ Houses. I said, ‘Only eight people are going through, and there are eight better singers than me out there so I don’t rate my chances.’ The guy interviewing me told me I sounded as if I didn’t want it, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. I just didn’t want to build myself up too much if I was then going to be let down." - Forever Young: Our Official X Factor Story

And now this:

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LOUIS THIS IS AGONY. I CAN’T TAKE IT.

ALSO IMAGINE HOW HE’S GOING TO SOUND SAYING THIS SHIT OUT LOUD ON THE AUDIOBOOK VERSION. FALLING APART JUST THINKING ABOUT IT TBH. 

Tagged: #sunshine #fu #ck
Anonymous whispered: I'm all about Harry sitting there giggling as he makes a new password every other day. Of course Louis is sitting there with him suggesting filthier and filthier things so that when the interns get the new password they blush really hard and once again know too much about their sex lives. I need a one shot of this

ohthefond:

THIS IS AMAZING I NEED THIS

possible PW suggestions: 3fingersdeep696969, rim_m3_all_dAy, jizzAllover, daaaaaaaaaaaaaddy

Anonymous whispered: I would sooo appreciate it if you could tag them as nsfw ! Just because I don't want my little sister to have to see it all on my dash when she wants to sit with me or watch me or something. That's one thing I'd like to spare her eyes of ha !

Ill start tagging them as nsfw then bby! No problem!

Anonymous whispered: do you tag things on your porn blog as nsfw and such ??? thank you so much <33

I dont. But I can. In the Bio it says ill tag things based on what people want. And if you’d like for me to tag them as nsfw so you dont get spammed with pretty dicks in church or something, im more than willing.

Name: One Direction
Album: FOUR
Track: Steal My Girl
Tagged: #audio
Harry: *gracefully dodges bras and panties to flirt with dads and young men and share pregnancy tips with pregnant women*
Tagged: #moonlight
cravelouis:

cravelouis:

cravelouis:

cravelouis:

Seriously, follow my gay porn blog. 
You like boys in panties? 
Lol same
Discocokcs

No srsly , its based completely around boys in panties.  Yep. Id really appreciate it guys. I would.

Tell your friends pls. ♥ help me get it going.

*talks to self about boys in lace*

Well, damn. Its a fucking party now.

cravelouis:

cravelouis:

cravelouis:

cravelouis:

Seriously, follow my gay porn blog.

You like boys in panties?

Lol same

Discocokcs

No srsly , its based completely around boys in panties. Yep.

Id really appreciate it guys. I would.

Tell your friends pls. ♥ help me get it going.

*talks to self about boys in lace*

Well, damn. Its a fucking party now.

lettingithappen:

Guardians of 4:20


*louis cackles in background*

lettingithappen:

Guardians of 4:20

*louis cackles in background*

remember when demon edits were a thing